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politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via miraguey)

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: dechirement, via imissyourkissx)

House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

(via falling-into-thoughts-of-you)

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

(via blairwaldorfings)

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

(via miraguey)

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(Source: tuukka-rask, via smoakingqueens)

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via lesliebarahona)

anne-1dxx:

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